Sunday, February 27, 2011

Dear Sand Man

Sand Man,

It’s February!! The holidays are well past over. You’ve cashed your bonus check, you’ve devoured your fruit basket, you’ve exhausted ‘quality time’ with your family; and, the egg nog is as stale as cliché family letters/stories sent alongside Christmas cards. Stop it! It’s time to get over it. You’ve gained six inches around your waist, and your allergic reaction to pine has finally fully subsided. That all means one thing: the holidays, they’re over! Kindly join the rest of the heard; get back to your desk, sit miserably within the confines of your cube's half walls and do your job!! Put me to bed, damn you! I’m tired!

Xo!
dk

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