" It's more fun to talk to someone who doesn't use long, difficult words, but rather short, easy words like 'what about lunch?' " - Winnie the Pooh
I'd bet my vowels and croutons that Pooh Bear would prove to be the least invigorating lunch date. A worthless conversationalist, no doubt. Besides, who wants to share a meal with a scumbag who double dips his greedy hands in a honey jar anyway? Stupid bear.
