.com dating

Interesting.

The top three sites yielded by a Google search of "online dating" might insinuate that I'm an expert in the field.

PlentyOfFish.com:
If you're looking for cheap thrills, you've found them! However, if your search for seduction results in your abduction... well, don't be surprised! You've been warned! Sure, there are plenty of fish; but, I wouldn't be surprised if you ended up sleeping with the fishes (pun intended).

Tip: Proceed with severe caution. Carry a knife and mace under your keyboard.


eHarmony.com:
If you're interested in an online congregation featuring exclusive membership to singles looking to delude one another in to thinking the other is a successful, well-traveled, affluent, formally-educated, business-minded yet family-oriented, optimistic, free-spirited, cultured individual with an innate appreciation for the arts, cooking and dance and who also possesses a sharp wit and keen zest for life that is obviously displayed by their charitable weekend devotion to philanthropic efforts... and, who also just happens to love babies, puppies and long walks on the beach... well, hot damn! For the nominal fee of $39.95/month, you too can join these singles in their search for idealistic romance today!!!

Tip: save your money.


OKCupid.com:
An easy to navigate website with an overall less intense approach to communicating with others online. The website cohesively facilitates conversation with its clean layout, advanced search options and chat capabilities - amongst other innovative features. It's relatively that simple.

Tip: just remember... be realistic! There is no such thing as a Fantasy Land (well, off Disneyland property); proceed with the same caution you would at your local bar or gym; in fact, add extra precaution as you have no familiarity with these people offline. As cliché as it may be: you're better to be safe than sorry.


And, there you have it.
You. Are. Welcome.

Xo!
dk