Monday, June 20, 2011

" U " and " i " are never going to work out. NEVER.


By 8:06am, my desktop illuminated my cube to remind me how much I loathe Mondays.

By 9:06am, my iPhone illuminated my cube to remind me how much I loathe men.

Not all men...
But, ABSOLUTELY, those who do not dignify my abundant generosity (providing them the series of digits that would allow them the pleasure of contacting me) by at least devoting the minuscule amount of time required to compose a coherent sentence - those who expect that I interpret a vowel as a word. I can't handle this kind of nonsense at 9am, and on a Monday?!

Good grief. And good night!

Xo!
dk


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