Happy Birthday Song

I've never been a fan of a organized recreation. Further, I rebuke organized celebration.

I don't like structure. I don't like order. And, I certainly don't like people singing in unison. So, on my birthday, I tend to avoid friends - and family. And with utmost caution, I steer absolutely clear of chain establishments that might force employees to drop their silverware-napkin-wrapping in order to contribute their individual efforts to the greater sum; to collectively subject patrons to a high-pitched, corporate-established script sprinkled with pseudo-enthusiastic theatrics. No thanks. Besides, Lily Allen has already sung my song for the year.

Happy Birthday me.

Xo!
dk