Pyro seeking Gyro

Look. I tried. Several times.
To date guys who aren't Middle Eastern.

But, it doesn't work.

And, I know I shouldn't go near them.
I know they're trouble, Middle Eastern men.

But, I can't help it.
I love playing with fire.

I'm the matchstick looking for a Middle Eastern man against which to strike - and ignite a flame that I can't tame. In that sense, I'm a pyromaniac of sorts. And, when I finally post an ad to Craig's List - in the sleezy personals section - searching for my perfect mate, it will read:

"Pyro seeking Gyro."

Let's do this.

Xo!
dk