Tampons challenge tuition

There's a lot money can buy...

For ≈ $40.00 I can have a month on eHarmony.com.

For ≈ $3,055.00... I can have ≈ 76 months.

For ≈ $4.00 I can have a mug of Yulmu Tea.

For ≈ $3,055.00... I can have ≈ 764 mugs.

For ≈ $2.oo I can have a glass of Iced Barley Tea.

For ≈ $3,055.00... I can have ≈ 1,528 glasses.

For ≈ $30.00 I can have a compact of MAC Studio Fix powder.

For ≈ $3,055.00... I can have ≈ 102 compacts.

For ≈ $7.00 I can have a box of Playtex Gentle Glide tampons.

For ≈ $3,055.00... I can have ≈ 436 boxes.

Instead, I chose to expend $3,055.00 towards a single semester's tuition. I'm now wondering wether I wouldn't have preferred 436 boxes of tampons. How entirely disenchanting. Depressing even.

- - Will student loans cover Zoloft? - -

(Lexapro, Xanax, Prozac, Paxil?)

Otherwise, how much of it can $3,055.00 buy?