Thursday, August 30, 2012

Me + Corporate = Impossible



A job opening made its way in to my inbox today. Among the skills required, the following was noted: "The belief that impossible – is POSSIBLE."

Wonderful. So. The job function essentially included, a complete disregard for Webster - not the little black dude but the dictionary - that clearly dictates a unique definition for each word in the English language. The same little resource that proves the 'impossible' is in fact NOT 'possible.'

It's these types of situations that: 1. make me dread the idea of searching for a job upon my return to the States and 2. make me realize I'm much too easily agitated and completely insane.

No matter. I'll just tell the hiring manager, "I believe the impossible, possible. And the insane, sane. Never you mind those pills of mine! Never you mind!"

With that interview in the bag, I'll have finally found a place for my insanity within the corporate world. If so, WOW the impossible is indeed possible!!!!

#I hate corporate!
dk

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

A, E, I, O, U


This one is my favorite.

Because I love vowels - not cupcakes.


dk

Thursday, January 12, 2012

It's a good word.

Slowly, I'm becoming myself again. Today I recieved a compliment that reminds me how much I absolutely adore being me: "I love the way you intermix exemplary vocabulary and vulgarity... I can't get away with saying twat." 


Charmed, absolutely charmed. 


Xo!
dk 

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Monday, January 2, 2012

Mixed Media Girl

... because I secretly wish I were a Mixed Media Girl.

Artist: Nikki Farquharson