Cock Blocking Corporate Blokes

It's a good word.

Slowly, I'm becoming myself again. Today I recieved a compliment that reminds me how much I absolutely adore being me: "I love the way you intermix exemplary vocabulary and vulgarity... I can't get away with saying twat." 


Charmed, absolutely charmed. 


Xo!
dk 

Early signs of alcoholism

Early Signs of Alcoholism:

Lusting beer at pueberty

I am not a cat.

I am not a cat; I will not die.

dk

Mixed Media Girl

... because I secretly wish I were a Mixed Media Girl.

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Artist: Nikki Farquharson

Winnie the Pooh hates me.

" It's more fun to talk to someone who doesn't use long, difficult words, but rather short, easy words like 'what about lunch?' " - Winnie the Pooh


I'd bet my vowels and croutons that Pooh Bear would prove to be the least invigorating lunch date. A worthless conversationalist, no doubt. Besides, who wants to share a meal with a scumbag who double dips his greedy hands in a honey jar anyway? Stupid bear. 

Three years overdue for retirment.

A skilled Art Director is able to graphically represent an elaborate concept with simple yet precise accuracy. Special thanks to the talented craftsman of my retirement concept. Indeed... well-executed. Although, it seems I've lost track of time - and my own priorities. I'm three years overdue for retirement.

dk