Photos don't lie. They simply fib.

This morning, I added new photos to my online dating profile.

Just goes to show you, guys don't give a fuck what you say - as long as your hot.

It's a damn good thing I have a way with make-up, hair product and perversely undersized attire. False advertising at its finest... if I do say so myself, and I do!

Let the games begin. I'm bored.

Xo!

dk

I was young girl once. It aged me terribly.

I bought a couple of new, used books.

This is my favorite encountered quote, today anyway.

"Infidelity, that infallible rejuvenator, calms the fear of growing old. In spite of our decreasing charms we sweep young people off their feet, for young people do not understand themselves, and fortunately for us, can still be hypnotised by those who do."

True. I was young once. It aged me terribly.

Xo!
dk

Long walks and tall men

This week's dates:

Went on a date with some strange 6'3" man...

it concluded with a midnight stroll through some vacant park after dark.

Went on a date with some strange 6'1" man...

it concluded with a midnight stroll through some vacant city after dark.

It seems the only thing that changed is the height of the strange man...

and location of the vacant place strolled after dark.

Was the conversation different? Not really.

Was the experience different? Not really.

Was the man different? Not really.

They're all just so the same.

And another of the things they have in common: they think I'm so different.

They've never met anyone like me, they always say. At first I thought it a line. Now I realize, it was never a compliment - rather it was a perplexed statement of fact. Fair enough.

Until the next late night stroll with Mr. X, Y or Z

Night.

Xo!

dk

Strawberries & feta.

I have class today, but first...

Strawberry and feta breakfast while I tan in the yard.

If life were like this forever, it wouldn't be called life.
It would be called happiness.

Happiness now.

Xo!
dk

Monday, may you R.I.P.

Please, moment of silence.

Yesterday was my last Case of the Mondays.

A moment of silence, please.

Xo!
dk

Farewell Monday, I will miss you.

Dear Advertising,

We meet again.

Fine.
You win.

Again.

See you bright and early tomorrow morning.

Sincerely,
New Hire

Sunday isn't just about mimosas...

Sunday isn't just about mimosas... it's also about...

Hibiscus
(cranberry & champagne)

Daffodil
(lemonade & champagne)

Charm Fram
(Framboise & champagne)

Black Velvet
(Guinness & champagne)



Spent today at Mutt Lynche's in Newport Beach.

It seems Sundays can be just as fun as Mondays.

Xo!
dk